It's no secret why big box stores are so popular. You can buy everything from water skating rinks to power tools. Before Walmart, you had to go to the hardware store, then the grocery store, then the electronics store. Before you could blink, your whole day was wasted.
Porn hunting is similar. First you satisfy your need for hentai, then for teens, then for anal. And then your wife comes home from work and you still haven't had time to jerk off. And everyone knows your wife won't polish your awkward cock.
HYPERMARKET OF PUSSY
Trupornlabs is your porn big box, except everything is free! I couldn't possibly overstate the sheer insane amount of porn on this site. It's seriously impressive. When you have a library that big, you can find every legal perversion humanity has come up with at this point. It's like I'm on vacation.
Trupornlabs has been around since about 2015, so it makes sense that they have so much porn. Even if they'd been around twice as long, I'd still give them props for having so much.
TPL saved a lot of money on their web design - it's about as basic as Limewire's. You have a search bar, a small menu, and a huge stack of torrent files. But if they spent more time on stuff like that, they'd have less porn.
I'M A JUGGERNAUT, BITCH
The menu tries to thin out this juggernaut a bit with sections. Yes, it's still a huge pill, but it's a little easier to swallow now. We have movies, foreign porn videos, hentai and games, non-traditional porn, erotica, and a gay section. Definitely not the worst attempt to tame this beast a bit, but it still won't be completely tamed.
The home page has torrents sorted by recent. If you refresh the home page every 5 minutes, you'll see several updates each time. I estimate the number of videos on the home page to be around five hundred. The torrents on TPL don't have thumbnails, and to me, that makes perfect sense. Because the number of pages they would need would be even more insane.
During my visit, someone just uploaded content with Reddit users. That was good. Next up we had some stepsister fisting. You can't go wrong with that. Then I had some anal fun along with a family threesome. This main page is a hose with an endless stream of fucking.
The main page also features the Top Torrents of the day. Today's winner is "Ultraviolet" with Violet Star. She has a fucked asshole, so I don't need to explain why people like this video.
The movie category is divided into foreign, foreign HD and Russian. There are 25,567 pages of foreign high definition movies alone. This number is also known as a fucking ton of porn. Buy a ticket, take a seat in the hall.
The main menu has its own selection of "Foreign Porn Videos," and it's the largest category of them all, with a staggering 132,621 pages of content. That's about 13 million downloads. Enough to keep me masturbating for the rest of my life. A veritable smorgasbord of pussy is spread out on every page. Anal, pissing, college girls, black, fucking everywhere. I'll turn my basement into a digital vault. And as the porn lord who rules all things, I'll see myself as a river for my people.
VIDEO GAMES
The hentai and games section of TPL is where things get interesting. If you've never played a porn video game before, you're missing out. There's nothing more immersive than jerking off. It's like having an automatic transmission versus a manual transmission. As soon as my Tesla sexbot arrives in the mail, I'm going to download a whole bunch of new games. I might have to retire, live off my robot pussy, and do handjobs until I die of scurvy.
Non-traditional porn is where the real action is. The most perverted of my kind know what I'm talking about. We've watched so much fucking porn in our lives that regular porn doesn't always get us going. I want to see a fried chicken shoved into a deflated soccer ball. Give me a Nerf blaster that shoots German sausages into the cleaning lady's ears.
The non-traditional porn section has a ton of tranny content. If that's your thing, you've come to the right place. Same goes for water sports. If you can pee on this or that, you can download it here.
Erotica is divided into videos and pictures/comics. Surprisingly, there are many more pictures than videos. Many uploads are erotic, not pornographic - NC-17 rated movies and comics with boobs. However, this category also has no shortage of fucked assholes.
LAUGH UNTIL YOU CUM
In erotica, I like adult comedies the most. Fart and dick jokes have been making people laugh since the appearance of man on this earth. So why not do the same goats, only with exposed anuses and dicks? As for me, this is a natural progression of things. I also like adult superhero movies. Every time I watch a Marvel movie, I wonder how the main character fucks. I mean, come on, you won't convince me that Mister Fantastic doesn't fuck like a beast. Do you think Spider-Man is missionary? And I'm glad there are at least a few writers and directors who are giving us the answers we need.
As you might expect, most of the comics here are hentai. In theory, they could use their own set of subcategories, but I understand why they decided not to implement it. There are already a whole bunch of different lists here.
And finally, we have the gay shelf. This one could use a list with subcategories, too. But if you're patient, you can still find what you're looking for.
The only thing that distinguishes the desktop version of the site from the mobile version is the gray background. Say goodbye to it. Otherwise, everything is the same. So it's good that you have so much free memory on your phone.
Because when it comes to porn, everyone wants more and more, right? I can never get enough. TPL understands this and supports me with an endless stream of torrents. "Will this ever end? Yo, I don't know. Turn off the lights and I'll start masturbating like a dick gremlin. Oh, fuck yeah."
The developers send aesthetics to hell and ask themselves, "How much porn can we squeeze onto one page?" And for god's sake, that's a much more important question than how many times you have to lick a Tootsie Pop to get to the core. Hell, TPL makes me wonder, "How many times can I jerk off in 24 hours?" Well, that all depends on how fast you get blisters. My dick is about as calloused as a farmer's hands. I'd rather start a fire than get blisters.
TPL has done their best to organize all this shit into a digestible form. Thanks for trying, I appreciate it. I will never criticize you for your design as long as you keep growing your numbers.
Most torrent sites don't think about adding video games to their libraries. That's stupid. They all should, it's one of the fastest growing forms of porn. When VR finally gets its feet wet, we'll be witnessing a golden age of gaming porn. My Tesla sexbot will never complain about the helmet on my head while we fuck.
My head was spinning the whole time I was on TPL, so I couldn't see the forest for the trees, but once I looked closely, it was immediately obvious how the site could be improved.
I think they should just give it a fuck and add categories. Yes, it might be a bit confusing, but considering the amount of content, it would definitely be nice. Maybe a menu bar with drop-down lists when you hover over them would be nice too. It would take up less space at the top, but at least we would get an overview of all the material.
If you consider yourself a true connoisseur of porn, you should visit TPL. Every true porn sommelier will appreciate this collection. Thanks to all the users who post files on this site. You guys are real heroes.
